Tax Time!

Ways to Avoid Taxes

Good morning Daybreakers!  With tax filing deadline only a few weeks away I started looking at ideas on how I could reduce or maybe even eliminate some of my taxes this year.  I came up with a Top 10 list of ‘Ways to avoid Taxes’ to share with you:

Move to Liechtenstein.

Claim your house as it's own country.

Find a CPA who's crooked.

Don't make money.

Put up a sign outside your business that says 'all transactions are                      strictly confidential and made in cash.

Claim you were born before the income tax law was                                           enacted and that no one to told you. Live in a cardboard box. Induce your own coma on April 14.   Get drunk. Become a politician.

So, did you find one or two you can use?  Of course we have a few CPA’s in the room who probably would NOT approve this message!  And that is the bottom of our news for Friday, February 28, 2014!  ###