Kid Wedding Advice

Wedding Advice from Kids

Good morning Daybreak Rotarians.  Anyone who is about to get married and maybe you are looking for some last minute advice?  Or newlyweds?   I recently received an email forward from my mom and she said some of this “advice” from kids is priceless, so I thought I’d share it with you this morning. 

·       HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?  

-No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with. – Mary, age 10

·       WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

-No age is good enough to get married.  You gotta be a fool to get married. – Isaiah, age 6

·       HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

-You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. – Derrick, age 8 (Brilliant!)

·       WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?  

-Both don’t want any more kids.  — Lori, age 8

·       WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?  

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. – Martin, age 10

·       WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?  

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that. – Curt, age 7

·       IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?  

-It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. – Anita, age 9

·       HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

-Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. – Oscar, age 7

And that is the bottom of our news as on this Friday, May 301st, 2013. 

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