Bottom of the News… Friday, March 5, 2010

Good morning my fellow Rotarians. Today my thanks to brother Carpenter for his news contributions. He provided some very special “thoughts to think about” (from a Far Flung source) that may make you think, or then again maybe not. Okay, so here we go…

 I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

 Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

 There is great need for a sarcasm font.

 How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

 Was learning cursive really necessary?

 MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

 Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

 Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after BluRay? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

 I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

 "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever...

 I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dang it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

 I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

 I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night that more kisses begin with Miller Lites than with Kay.

There you go, thoughts to think about. Hey, welcome to the weekend and this is the Bottom of the News on this Friday, March 5, 2010. ###