Bottom of the News… Friday, April 30, 2010

Good morning my fellow Rotarians. This morning’s news is the guys in the room, purely for entertainment value only, NOT to inspire you… (thanks brother Carpenter)

The Top 13 Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs and Not Wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
5. You never have to wait for a dog; they are ready to go 24 hours a day.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
9. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
10. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
11. A dog's parents never visit.
12. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
13. If a dog leaves, they won't take half of your stuff.

And there you have it, why some men prefer dogs over wives. Hmmm, isn’t that interesting! That is our Bottom of News for this Friday, April 30, 2010.

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