Famous Dumb Headlines

Good morning my fellow Rotarians.  With a Journalism background and having worked for a newspaper, I watch headlines, especially because I was lousy at writing them.  However, I came across a few that I thought might be worth sharing with you.  

 This was entitled… 

  

The benefit of requiring a master’s degree in Journalism to be a proof reader!

Man Kills Self before Shooting Wife and Daughter

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

There you have it, real live newspaper headlines as the Bottom of our News, Friday, July 20, 2012.

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