Thursday, September 13, 2012

Women's Rules for Men

The “Women's Rules” for Men…

Good morning my fellow Rotarians.  Well, last week I shared the “Man Rules.”  Many ladies insisted that I give them equal time, so in my own best interest, I thought it wise to share some of the “Women’s Rules for Men.”  So, here they are…

·       Women always make the rules.
·       The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
·       A woman is never wrong.
·       If a woman is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something a man did or said wrong.
·       A woman may change her mind at any time.
·       Men should never say they understand because they don't.
·       Fashion police DO exist.
·       A man is expected to mind read at all times.
·       A woman is ready when she is ready.
·       A man must be ready at all times.
·       Men, when we come to you with a problem, be quiet and LISTEN we do NOT expect you to fix it!
·       Women will always think they are fat so men, humor them and tell them they are not!
·       Men, if you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
·       No man can possibly know all the rules (that’s true, I actually found over 100 rules and Marla told me that was only the beginning!).
·       Men, even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it's not.
·       If a woman has PMS, all rules (including men’s) are null and void. 

Men, take note of these Women’s Rules for Men as the Bottom of our News on this Friday, September 14, 2012.

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