Reindeer Exposed!

Good morning my fellow Rotarians. Since we have now officially entered the Christmas season I want you all to know that as your Rotary Reporter I take my responsibility very seriously to honestly report things so you understand fact from fiction.

Now is the time to reveal the truth about Santa’s reindeer.

Recently a report was released by the Alaskan Fish and Game Department. The report states that both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year. The male reindeer drop their antlers during the early winter, usually around late November to mid December. Female reindeer, however, retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.
 
Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, from Rudolph to Comet to Donner and Biltzen… every one of them has to be female.
 
We should have known this.
 
Think about it. Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!
 
And there you have it, the truth exposed about Santa’s reindeer. So, here’s my question for the guys… can you handle this revelation?
 
And that is the Bottom of our News on this Friday, December 7, 2012.
 
PS... May we never forget the 2400 Americans who died at Pearl Harbor on this day, December 7, 1941.

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