Friday, February 28, 2014

Tax Time!

Ways to Avoid Taxes
Good morning Daybreakers!  With tax filing deadline only a few weeks away I started looking at ideas on how I could reduce or maybe even eliminate some of my taxes this year.  I came up with a Top 10 list of ‘Ways to avoid Taxes’ to share with you:
  • Move to Liechtenstein.
  • Claim your house as it's own country.
  • Find a CPA who's crooked.
  • Don't make money.
  • Put up a sign outside your business that says 'all transactions are                      strictly confidential and made in cash.
  • Claim you were born before the income tax law was                                           enacted and that no one to told you.
  • Live in a cardboard box.
  • Induce your own coma on April 14.  
  • Get drunk.
  • Become a politician.

So, did you find one or two you can use?  Of course we have a few CPA’s in the room who probably would NOT approve this message!  And that is the bottom of our news for Friday, February 28, 2014!  ###

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