A unique look at "the news" from Cedar Rapids Daybreak Rotary. Founded by Steve Carpenter, carried on by David Drewelow and now Jen Neuman, we look to entertain and inform with the strange, the little known, the historical and often TRUE events that don't make headlines. Stories to make you laugh, think and sometimes cry, "It's the Bottom of the News!"
Friday, February 28, 2014
to Avoid Taxes
Good morning Daybreakers!With tax filing deadline only a few weeks
away I started looking at ideas on how I could reduce or maybe even eliminate
some of my taxes this year.I came up
with a Top 10 list of ‘Ways to avoid Taxes’ to share with you:
Claim your house as it's own
Find a CPA who's crooked.
Don't make money.
Put up a sign outside your
business that says 'all transactions are strictly confidential and made in
Claim you were born before the
income tax law was enacted and that no one to told you.
Live in a cardboard box.
Induce your own coma on April 14.
Become a politician.
did you find one or two you can use?Of
course we have a few CPA’s in the room who probably would NOT approve this
message!And that is the bottom of our news for Friday, February 28, 2014!###