Bottom of the News… Friday, May 30, 2008

Good morning my fellow Rotarians… This week I thought you'd enjoy some church bulletin announcements, but they have a few typos and mistakes in them. Okay, so let’s give a listen to church bulletin bloopers from across America…

“Ladies, remember our rummage sale this Saturday; it's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.”

“Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double doors at the side entrance.”

“At tonight’s evening service the sermon is entitled "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.”

“Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.”

“Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.”

“Remember to pray for the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love and say "hell" to someone who doesn't like you.

“The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.”

“The ‘Low Self Esteem Support Group’ will meet this Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.”

“Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.”

“Our Associate Minister unveiled the church's new fundraising campaign slogan last Sunday entitled… ‘I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours’."

And there you have them, real church bloopers and that is the Bottom of the News for Friday, May 30th, 2008.

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