Why Love Retirement

Why People LOVE Retirement!

Good morning! Now I know a people who are retired and a few others may be thinking about it.  Thought I would share fun comments from some retired people who said… Why I Like Retirement!!!

Question: How many days in a week?  Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday 

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?  Answer: 3 hours after he falls asleep in the recliner. 

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?  Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. 

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Very true

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount. Sometime 15%.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?  Answer: Tied shoes. 

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? 
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. 

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?  Answer: Normal. 

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement? Answer: The never ending Coffee Break. 

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?   Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. 

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

And, my very favorite.... QUESTION: What do you do all week? Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest. 

And that my friends, is our Bottom of the News for this Friday, August 30th, 2013.  ##